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  • Honda
    05-12 02:35 AM
    DREAM ACT Is for only illegals not Legals...

    Democrats are trying once again to advance legislation that would give some young illegal immigrants a chance to live legally in the U.S





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  • jsb
    01-13 12:12 PM
    Hi pappu,
    I am planning to send a letter to Ombudsman DHS-7001.
    Not sure if there will be any response. Even if there is one, they are going to say that my dates are outside the processing times.
    Receipt date: July 9th, 2007
    Priority Date: July 19, 2001. EB3. India.
    What reason can I write for "Description of your case problem"?
    Can I just mention that I am about to incur significant and unusual costs because of this delay?...
    Thanks,
    Description of problem has to be something suggesting that they are not following their own rules. Mentioning about significant costs etc is not going to fly as that applies to everybody. If Ombudsman believes that your problem is genuine, they send case to the processing center for an answer within 45 days.

    Processing Centers claim that they process cases in order they receive. If you know any case (even from this forum) with RD after your RD, which has been processed, write it there, asking them why your case was left out. Centers generally provide a convenient reply, such as PD not current, your case is yet to be reviewed as per receive date sequence (their receive date is what you see on line as "your case was received on...", which may be different from RD on your receipt), etc. Sometimes they wait until your PD is not current any more, as they did in my case. Nevertheless, give it a try.





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  • shreekhand
    10-28 09:13 AM
    Yes... benchmarking is good (in many things as you suggest quality, corruption, infrastructure etc.)... but absolutely not in everything as you suggest, some things just aren't comparable given some micro-economic conditions. Further, doing so would also encourage the mindset of aping the developed countries in every department. Remember the India that we see has gone through hundreds of social and economic cycles over thousands of years. It is not a nation that came to being a few hundred years ago and was a developed country (in current terms) many times in the past.

    If one learns history then one also learns not to just take a slice of it for generalization! A holistic view of what happened in the past globally and our current state makes one realize the hidden riches and clear shortcomings in any nation. One need not level out it's hidden riches to clear the shortcomings !


    Yes its pretty much difficult for an Indian to arrive here and find a job. Forget about settling, many EB3s have already crossed 5-10 year mark. EB2 at least 5.
    I guess he left out the point about locals moving to non-IT related fields in which the salaries are very slowly catching up to IT. These need to grow now with govt, private sector support, now that the glamour of US GC is almost non-existent for new IT graduates and almost pays back like the typical 20 year LIC policy of the 1990s I had. India has always been good in other industries like Textile, steel, cars, etc, and need to get some to world class levels.

    I was going to say infrastructure is improving and things would get very good in India in 5-10 years (?) that US IT folks would seriously not find a difference in lifestyle.
    But then I saw one of the recent movie hits, and saw the most stuff seemed to be incredulous, unbelievable - good songs though. I change my mind most times when I read some local news or see an occasional movie.
    Is there a fundamental change in thinking needed in some areas among a vast majority? something to do with realism, acheiving quality in everything.
    Corruption doesn't seem to be the only problem.
    Money may not always be the primary reason for people to relocate to India. It will be an oppurtunity to experience the best quality of work, education and learning, the same reason many of us come here.
    There has to be more aggressive regular benchmarking of everything with developed countries.
    I guess its also a normal part of evolution to a future developed country.





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  • another one
    07-10 10:10 AM
    You can sue this guy successfully there is no doubt, but you should have guts to do.

    Most people just have guts to rant here. They won't take flowers to USCIS office or even put some feedback comments on CNN website. Sad but true.



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  • eagerr2i
    12-20 01:14 PM
    No, only allows people on H4 for more than 6 years to get a H1B of their own for 6 years or until their spouses EAD/GC's arrive.





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  • smuggymba
    05-12 03:29 PM
    DREAM Act Re-introduced in the Senate


    A day after President Obama gave a speech on immigration, Senators Richard Durbin, Harry Reid, Robert Menendez and 30 others re-introduced the Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors (DREAM) Act that would allow young undocumented people to apply for legal status if they join the military or attend college for two years.

    Each year about 65,000 undocumented students who were brought to the U.S. by their parents, often as very young children, graduate from high school and face a bleak future because of their status. Last fall, despite President Obama�s strong support, the DREAM Act passed the House but failed to attract the 60 votes needed to end a Senate filibuster.

    Chung-Wha Hong, executive director of the New York Immigration Coalition welcomed the move, but pointed out that the bill faces a slim chance in the current Congress and said the President should use the authority of his office to protect young undocumented immigrants.



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  • chanduv23
    11-16 02:47 PM
    Good stuff, We will all do this. As such, most of the reqruiters, when they contact you on phone they say "My client is not interested in hiring h1b candidates, you must have at least a Green Card or a EAD or must be a US citizen", I was under the impression that a company has the right to proceed with considering you for a job based on whether you are a EAD or a GC or a citizen
    Can IVs lawyers give more information about this?





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  • kakarla
    07-22 12:28 PM
    EAD Renewal applied online on May19th

    My Case
    Got the LIN088001XXXX
    FP done on 06/11
    Approval Email received (card prodcution ordered) Yesterday

    Spouse Case
    Got the LIN088001XXXX
    FP done on 06/11
    Approval: Not yet


    ----
    EB3/ India Apr2002



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  • GCapplicant
    07-02 03:46 PM
    Medical-375+375+50
    Lawyer-1000
    Photos-80
    Fed ex-50
    USCIS fees-1850

    Mis:For birth certificates-Doctors office very busy we had to go three times.
    20

    Total:3800





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  • pappu
    11-06 03:59 PM
    Sometime this month!!

    Let me narrow it down

    ' First half of this month'. :D



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  • anilsal
    01-18 03:56 PM
    Folks, can dependent's participate in writing letters to President? I have already mailed my hand written letter to White House and copy to IV team, in addition to that I got confirmation from other Indians with whom I work also mailed their letters..If dependents are also allowed then count for another 10 letters from my side...;)

    Anybody can write letters. It does not have to be the affected alone. Friends, colleagues, US citizens, relatives.





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  • CADude
    12-28 02:21 AM
    PD: July 2001 RD: July 2007 ND: Oct 2007 NSC. Still waiting for USCIS decision.



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  • sunny1000
    11-02 11:19 PM
    If Republicans control the House, they will be too bitter because they can't repeal the Health Care Reform, and will not let CIR pass in 2011. Best hope is 2012 now. Obama could have easily passed CIR in past 2 years, instead he focused all his efforts on health care..

    Dems were no good either...they could have easily worked with Bush to pass it in 2006/2007 but, they screwed it up by going with the points system and the "path to citizenship". Again, in 2008 they had all 3 chambers but, the hispanic caucus held the bill hostage. CIR will never get passed as long as there is that "path to citizenship" provision, in the upcoming congress. So, in reality, there is no CIR...now or ever.





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  • Lucky7
    07-17 05:36 AM
    Lets just say the announcement is that you can apply EAD/AP once your LC is cleared. Then just like usual USCIS will spend there time precocessing these new applicants and you will have to wait 1 yr just to get EAD/AP.

    USCIS would be better run by a bunch of drunken monkeys.



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  • Pegasus503
    02-20 06:46 PM
    The damn thing was taken down before I could save it. Did anyone save the file?



    The link just worked for me

    I saved it as a pdf and doc, but the upload keeps failing so here's the text:


    Office of Communications




    Questions & Answers

    February 20, 2008

    FBI NAME CHECK POLICY

    Q. How has USCIS changed its national security reporting and adjudication requirements?

    A. USCIS has not changed its background check policies as those policies related to naturalization applications. Recently, the agency did modify its existing guidance for applications where the immigration laws allow for the detention and removal of individuals if actionable information from a FBI name check response is received after approval. For these types of applications, including applications for lawful permanent residence, the adjudicators will approve the application if it is otherwise approvable and the FBI name check request has been pending for more than 180 days. No application for lawful permanent residence will be approved until a definitive FBI fingerprint check and Interagency Border Inspection Services (IBIS) check are completed and resolved favorably.

    Q. Why is this policy being implemented?

    A. This policy change is in response to a 2005 DHS Inspector General recommendation that USCIS align its background check screening policies with those of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

    Q. Is this policy consistent with the national security priorities of USCIS and the Department of Homeland Security?

    A. Yes. No application for lawful permanent residence will be approved until a definitive FBI fingerprint check and Interagency Border Inspection Services (IBIS) check are completed and resolved favorably. In addition, in the unlikely event that DHS receives actionable information after the application is approved, it will initiate removal proceedings. Lastly, in general these individuals have been in the United States for some time and have previously been subjected to DHS background checks.

    Q. What applications are affected by this policy change?

    A. Applications included in this policy are:
    • I-485, Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status;
    • I-601, Application for Waiver of Ground of Inadmissibility;
    • I-687, Application for Status as a Temporary Resident Under Section 245A of the Immigration and Nationality Act; and
    • I-698, Application to Adjust Status from Temporary to Permanent Resident (Under Section 245A of Public Law 99-603).

    Q. How many applications for lawful permanent residence are affected by this policy change?

    A. USCIS is currently aware of approximately 47,000 applications for permanent residence (I-485) cases that are otherwise approvable but for the fact that an FBI name check is pending. In a subset of these case, the FBI name check request that been pending for more than 180 days. USCIS anticipates that the majority of the cases that are subject to this policy modification will be processed by mid-March 2008.

    Q. Does this policy change affect naturalization applications?

    A. No. There is no change in the requirement that FBI name check, FBI fingerprint and IBIS check results be obtained and resolved prior to the adjudication of an Application for Naturalization (N-400),

    Q. How long will it take for USCIS to work through these cases affected by the policy change?

    A. USCIS has begun identifying the cases affected by this policy modification in each field office and service center. Each office will evaluate the pending cases and will adjust their workload accordingly. USCIS anticipates that the majority of the cases that are subject to this policy modification will be processed by mid-March 2008. We recommend that customers wait until mid-March before inquiring about their cases. This will allow each office sufficient time to identify and adjudicate pending cases.

    Q. USCIS Director Gonzalez pledged in his January 17, 2008, testimony regarding naturalization backlogs before Congress not to cut corners in the adjudicative process or risk national security in the interest of production? Does this policy comply with the Director’s pledge?

    A. Yes. There is no change in the requirement that FBI name check, FBI fingerprint and IBIS check results be obtained and resolved prior to the adjudication of an Application for Naturalization (N-400), For those applications for permanent residence that are affected by this policy modification, no application will be approved until a definitive FBI fingerprint check and Interagency Border Inspection Services (IBIS) check are completed and resolved favorably. USCIS will continue to initiate the FBI name check requests upon receipt of the applications and will review, monitor and track cases approved under this policy until the FBI name check is complete. In the unlikely event that DHS receives actionable information after the application is approved, it will initiate removal proceedings.

    Q. The memorandum identifies I-485, I-601, I-687 and I-698 forms. Is there a plan to include other forms, specifically nonimmigrant and naturalization, in this policy?

    A. No.

    Q. Should customers contact USCIS through the 1-800 customer service number or make an INFOPASS appointment to visit their local office if they believe their application meets the criteria of this new policy?

    A. We recommend that customers wait until mid-March before inquiring about cases affected by this policy modification. This will allow each office sufficient time to identify and adjudicate the relevant pending cases. If no action is taken by mid-March, we recommend inquiring with the USCIS customer service line at 1-800-375-5283.

    Q10. Will USCIS automatically notify an applicant to appear at an Application Support Center if their fingerprints have expired?

    A10. Applicants will be notified through an appointment notice if new/updated fingerprint checks are needed.




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  • Green.Tech
    06-27 02:36 PM
    Janak et. al.

    Guys, please read what people are asking for before you insert your smart ass comments and start preaching. No one is talking about saving money. People are just trying to know which photos are acceptable to USCIS.

    Get a life man!



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  • msekhargc
    12-03 05:30 PM
    Hi,

    You need to submit a new education evaluation.

    I had also received an RFE.

    An acceptable evaluation must:
    1) consider formal eduction only
    2) state if collegiate eduction is post-secondary education (i.e did appicant complete the US equivalant high school before entering college)
    3) provide detailed explanation of material provided

    For EB2 degree.. even if your labor states only Masters degree is required you need to prove that minimum education required for master's degree is Bachelors degree and a minimum requirement for Bachelors degree is your 10 + 2 high school education. Please contact thedegreepeople.com (sheila), they helped me in getting my I-140 approved.

    Thanks





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  • chanduv23
    07-02 04:19 PM
    Legal fee (Myself and wife) = $1000 + $500 + $100 (expenses) = $1600
    Medical = $ 300
    Photos + Stationary + Other expenses = $ 200
    Total = $2100





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  • texcan
    08-07 05:51 PM
    Not married yet. GC approved much earlier than others.

    I see good news in both these sentences.

    Just kidding.

    Student visa option will work for you, also even if you get married
    H1 is always a option to bring your wife here.





    another one
    07-10 10:10 AM
    You can sue this guy successfully there is no doubt, but you should have guts to do.

    Most people just have guts to rant here. They won't take flowers to USCIS office or even put some feedback comments on CNN website. Sad but true.





    GCInThisLife
    07-19 02:21 PM
    You are still with in 180 days window of being out of status.

    This discussion scared me now.

    I came in US on 06/03/2001. When I came I was told, no project for me right now and I have to wait. I waited till 09/11/2001 WITHOUT pay.

    The first time I was on my company payroll was in 09/11/2001. Since then as of today I am working continously.

    AM I IN PROBLEM?

    Please comment and give me hope.



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