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  • jsb
    08-15 02:22 PM
    Some peoples think that they are the smartest world has ever Produced.

    When you go for Fedex/USPS Express they takes your Name, Current Address in a page which has Pointer to the TRACKING NO. 1 copy comes to you , 1 copy goes out with Package and 1 Copy gets saved with FEDEX/USPS.

    The 3rd copy above is sufficient to straightout any "Potential Liars" :mad:

    Fedex Receipt shows Sender And Addressee, name, address etc. It does not tell whose application (and what else) is inside. In reality, having Fedex receipt only proves that some package has been been delivered at USCIS, but what is inside, there is no guarantee or proof.





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  • ita
    11-06 12:41 PM
    When you set up the infopass appntmt do select the option
    'EAD Inquiry Appmt' even when you are going with AP question.


    Thank you.





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  • delax
    07-17 09:51 AM
    Just imagine what will happen to the market flooded with EADs. Job market for H1Bs will totally be down. No US companies will hire H1Bs if they get somebody with an EAD. Tonnes of Junior developers and S/W testers will in the market driving the billing rates down even further. It's better to pack up and leave. I have heard from one of the forums here that an estimated 500K people will file this month since all PDs are current. EB-3 mexico + phillipines togther alone will be close to 300K. God help the Job market.

    Also minimum wait time will be 500K/140K ~ 4 yrs before they get to process your GC. Add to that the time for namecheck backlog 2+ yrs. So total 6+ yrs before getting GC........

    lotr

    Isnt that how a market is supposed to work - on the laws of demand and supply. For every consequence there is always an unintended one. And if enought local wokers (EAD, others) are available then the laws of the market would require an automatic reduction in the number of H1b's.

    Before people start dumping on me - lets remind ourselves that we are here for a healthy debate and to appreciate ALL view points.

    Remember - It is not that important to know all the answers as it is to ask the right questions.





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  • doggy
    07-21 07:41 PM
    And you have to fight the Antis online too. I have been doing it for years.

    Now they are getting a conference call to "teach" them how to spread propaganda in the comments section of newspapers and blogs!!!

    You'll be surprised how racist they are towards Chinese and Indian people, especially when they are discussing amongst themselves in private forums. Not only that, they even malign any sane level-headed Caucasian American who speaks out against their approach.



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  • ss_79
    06-17 09:22 PM
    Below are some links for those who are looking for visa stamping related 'disaster' stories.... I think this is a lost cause since the DOS/DHS really does not care...justice and fairness is probably not in their dictionary.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=18760
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=19066
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?p=270800#post270800
    http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=1024039761&f=4724019812&m=772108581&p=57
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=50933335266
    http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pd-XmqrjF_Zob58NgG0GjWg&output=html





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  • dineshksharma
    07-13 02:13 PM
    Definite. My journey was worth it, even considering all the diffiulties. In India, I had a flourshing practice and when I was planning to go to US, my friends will call be a "fool".
    However, looking back, I think I made a wise decision. I have a very good academic job, for which I am proud of. My wife has a very respectable job, which she could not have done there. My kids are much more independent and mature and have more opportunities in terms of education, jobs, travel etc. My health is far better here (I was allergic to dust and had athma). I have more time to enjoy sports and travel. Most of my immediate family is in US.
    In nutshell, YES, I did the right thing.



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  • GCard_Dream
    06-26 04:26 PM
    Great. Thanks. That's what I had thought until someone came out and said that digital photos are unacceptable.

    Check the photo guidelines from USCIS website here is blurb
    "For U.S. passport and visa photographs, a digital camera with a resolution of 1 mega-pixel will be more than adequate for capturing the image and producing the final photo that conforms to the dimensions specified on this web site.
    and the link is
    http://travel.state.gov/passport/guide/digital/digital_880.html
    digital photos are OK if printed prpoerly.





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  • optimystic
    10-23 08:48 PM
    Is your NC cleared? If yes, shouldn't you have received your gc in early 2007 itself before July 07 messed up EB3?
    Even if its not cleared, you would have surely crossed 180-day barrier, yes?
    I'm not EB3 but if you can post updates in this thread related to your case, it would satisfy some of my curiosity.

    I don't know if my NC is cleared. Tried to find it couple of times calling over phone but always ran into unfriendly IO officers.

    Got out of BEC in dec 2006, I140 cleared in Jan 2007 but then my PD became current only in June 2007. And due to laziness of my law firm, my I-485 filing did not happen in June and got dragged into July 07 mess.

    I think if USCIS had initiated my Namecheck as per normal timeline (sometime around when my I-485 filed , i.e anywhere between July - Sep 2007), then yes, I think it crossed 180 days long time back.



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  • scelamko
    12-03 04:49 PM
    I called the customer service # on 11/04 and the guy told me that he is sending email reguest for my FP and I got FP notice (my attorney's office also got one) on 11/13. Hope this helps.

    gc4me can you please send me the phone number and combination of codes so that I can get them to send my FP notice, i am July 2nd filer as well.





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  • jonty_11
    05-22 02:58 PM
    I think if we all resign from our Jobs and stay in this country for even a single day we will be illegal. I am beginning to like this idea....

    Then we can also apply via the Merit based crappy pragram..and live happily ever after



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  • bluekayal
    03-09 12:48 PM
    Report back

    Two people from the CA group met the Constituent Services Manager at the Congresswoman's office. The staffer was very familar with Immigration issues, and the functioning of backlog elimination centers. It was a fascinating meeting at a very personal level with good exchange of views. It is good to remember we meet as individuals with our own histories, struggles and successes.

    On IV goals

    There was more agreement on some of IV's goals than others. For example it might be easier to "Automatically recapture unused EB Visa number from previous year." That goal may have better chance to win out. So we may need to move this item up. So in terms of priority, starting with what the staffer agreed with, Iv's priorities would something like this.

    1. Transparency of DOL-BEC and USCIS functioning.

    2. Automatically recapture unused EB Visa Numbers from previous years.

    3.Convert all 1 year extensions of H-1B, EAD, and Travel Document (Advance Parole) of applicants in backlog to 3 year extension.

    4. Ability to file I-485 even without Visa Number availability

    5. Allow applicants with advanced degrees from the US, or who have worked for more than 3 years in the US on H-1B, to automatically apply for adjustment of status without regard to EB annual limit.

    6. Eliminate dependents from EB annual limit.

    7. Increase EB annual limit.

    We shared the Ombudsaman's report and the couple of pages from the President's economic report of 2005. They were both very useful. It was the first time the staffer had seen the Ombudsman's report. The staffer wanted to use these at at a meeting she is attending :) Thank you IV team, especially Berkeley Bee for ferreting out key bits of information.

    On speeding up Labor certification

    When one of us said congress's intention for LC is 21-60 days, the staffer replied that was before 911. How can we make this happen and speeded up the work in PBEC/DBEC?

    The staffer also mentioned that a lot of time is spent on "background check" and mentioned it was suggested it might be better for FBI to do it. But of course the FBI had other things to do and that suggestion didn't fly.

    One of us mentioned the clogging due to 245-i. LCs could be speeded up -- if the paper work of those on the 245-1 (Apr.,25,2001) track is different from us, then could those be handled differently/ in another place to speed up our LCs in PBEC and DBEC.

    Finally, the staffer will let the congresswoman know our concerns.

    thanks

    Bluekayal





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  • anurakt
    12-20 03:47 PM
    I may have to read this 5 times before I understand ...Any lawyers on this forum who can give us the bottomline...:)



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  • kk_kk
    06-10 11:25 AM
    EB3 India: November 1, 2001

    This shows .. EB3 India may not be moving forward for much of 2010. May be it will move to Apr 2002 by Oct. 2010. Very disappoiting :(. We really need Visa Recapture or CIR.





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  • aviko21
    10-03 10:17 PM
    my case is quite funny.
    Applications went to texas service center originally.
    From there they were transferred to California where they issued my EAD and AP but transferred the application back to TEXAS.

    Oddly enough the only thing that i initially got in the mail was a transfer notice and the ead cards. I didn't get the receipt notice, the AP or a FP notice?????/

    Any Idea whether anyone got ead without FP?



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  • mrajatish
    12-14 08:40 AM
    If an employer does not take advantage of employees by doing illegal things while applying for labor sub (e.g., asking for money, asking employee to sign a bond etc), it is a legitimate way to get GC. I have repeatedly said that PD transfer during labor sub should be stopped, if possible. However that has consequences too because of the stupid "labor must be pending 1 year for H1 extension" rule.

    There are legitimate scenarios for a company to use labor sub when they want to hire someone in their 6th year of H1 or children of employees they have hired are going to become 21+ and need to apply for 485 before that happens. There could also be concern about H1 stamping in some countries and hence getting AP becomes important.

    However, there are lots of bad apples with labor sub (read as companies taking advantage of employees) too. Overall, labor sub would not be an issue if there were adequate visa allocations for high skilled individuals.

    We really need to concentrate on the bigger agenda of getting favorable laws passed. At the same time, any abuse of the system (e.g., bad apples) should be reported, if not by the employees but by their friends etc.

    -Raj





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  • tdasara
    06-10 08:34 AM
    Just a ONE TIME recapture can clear this mess!

    Just ONE TIME!!



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  • vin13
    06-24 01:15 PM
    I understand that Immigration bill is not an easy one to pass. If it is being introduced again, hopefully they are not going to have the exact same wordings. I am sure they would have learnt something from the previous failures and come to some agreeable compromise.
    So i think it is good to have some hope and work towards making it happen. Lets not worry about failure. We have nothing much to lose.





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  • smuggymba
    05-12 03:29 PM
    DREAM Act Re-introduced in the Senate


    A day after President Obama gave a speech on immigration, Senators Richard Durbin, Harry Reid, Robert Menendez and 30 others re-introduced the Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors (DREAM) Act that would allow young undocumented people to apply for legal status if they join the military or attend college for two years.

    Each year about 65,000 undocumented students who were brought to the U.S. by their parents, often as very young children, graduate from high school and face a bleak future because of their status. Last fall, despite President Obama�s strong support, the DREAM Act passed the House but failed to attract the 60 votes needed to end a Senate filibuster.

    Chung-Wha Hong, executive director of the New York Immigration Coalition welcomed the move, but pointed out that the bill faces a slim chance in the current Congress and said the President should use the authority of his office to protect young undocumented immigrants.





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  • sanju
    09-09 11:17 AM
    Hi,
    I am one of the concurrent filing applicants. I filed my 140 and 485 on July 2. Can you give me a link for this memo ? Also if I invoke ac 21 do i need to file the g28 on 485 ? and what is g28 exactly for ?

    In your case, to file AC-21 to change employers, you need to have approved I-140 and will have to wait for 180 days from the 485 receipt.

    Just google search Yates memo pdf and you will find it. G-28 is a form that is filed to authorize a lawyer to represent you with USCIS.





    hebbar77
    05-18 07:07 PM
    Hello Hebbar,

    :) Very few countries are free of quotas...they have them under one name or another...it's just an age-old human power structure..

    The proposal is good, why not try it? What needs to be done?

    You made my day!





    Libra
    07-10 01:07 PM
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    CNN never tell truth no matter what it is...immigration, health care, .....



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